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Thursday, January 17, 2002
Copyright © Las Vegas Mercury
Gut Reactions: Our night at the Bootlegger
By Dayvid Figler
We had the scampi and escargot. Same heaping butter
and garlic. Different critters. Same hard-to-miss yum. The favorite of
the night was veal parmigiana. Ever since chefs started infusing this
with that and all the sauces went creamy on us, it seems most critics
have forgotten how damn happy we used to be with charming places like
the recently relocated Bootlegger (7700 Las Vegas Blvd. South).
This is baked cheese, bread and marinara. Lots of marinara. But forget
about the food, this review is about the greatest entertainment value
in Las Vegas.
And now give me a "C," a bouncy "C." (Caution: This
review is intended to be heard in the voice of Las Vegas Weekly reviewer
Mieke).
J. and I ventured south on Las Vegas Boulevard past
the Belz outlet mall. Flashes to the left. Izod. Van Heusen. Osh Kosh
B'Gosh. And then, just as Belz ended, it jutted out like the star it is...Bootlegger.
Years ago, owners Lorraine and Blackie Hunt...show people from
the golden Vegas era...started it up. Still in effect after the move are
the lush red booths and old Vegas feel, but the whole experience is about
"the chosen two." The torch-bearers. The tuxedoed entertainers from back-in-the-day
who get out there at 10 p.m. to give you the 110 percent (tax and gratuity
included) you've only read about in fairy tales and erotic magazines.
Blackie Hunt and his crooning cohort, Sonny King, own the
Deep South end of the Strip.
J. and I show up early. Belt back Old-Fashioneds (made
as nature intended with the most magnificently muddled maraschinos) and
get ready for the floor show. We nosh on finely breaded eggplant with
marinara. In walk friends G. and K. (dressed to the hilt) sauntering across
the floor with impeccable White Russians to their reserved center booth
(oh that G. knows how to impress the ladies). Soon more friends came pouring
in, including the talented songstress Rebecca Zisch, her piano-playing
lounge god Monty Banks, her boyfriend Daniel (of Royal Crown Revue fame)
and their pals D. and S. (librarians both--and how!).
I couldn't let this monumental arrival pass without
notice. Well, don't you know, I just walked up to Mr. Sonny King
(the dad of my dear childhood friend and songster in his own right, Christopher)
and after a little patented introduction/shmooze dropped the tip that
Rebecca and Monty were indeed in-da-house. Mr. King promptly
introduced me to Mrs. Lorraine Hunt (the most charming lieutenant
governor/ restaurateur in the free world) who was at the ready with a
big hello. After delightful small talk, I re-suggested Rebecca
and Monty. Meet Johnny Pizza ("as in pizza, you know, like
you eat"). "Oh, yes, pleasure to meet you, Mr. Pizza." So Mrs. Hunt tells
Mr. Pizza (who handles the entertainment, mind you) to maybe bring this
nice songbird up to the mike. "No problem." Mr. Pizza says he'll come
over to the table so that I can facilitate an introduction between the
two. "Done."
That's when things got weird.
In walked Gov. Kenny Guinn and his lovely wife
in full-spangled regalia. I'm telling you rhinestones and feathers. I
mean hotcha-cha with a hoo-waddie yowza! I nudge G. to get his camera
(always at the ready) ready.
The show goes on. Sonny and Blackie are the shtickmatics.
Whatever chops may have diminished over the past half-century--the sheer
entertainment value is beyond words! No set-up goes unspiked. No song
avoids the full "treatment." Sonny finds huge comfort in the Louis Armstrong
milieu, not to mention throwing innuendo on the fire for Italian favorites.
And Blackie...throw a wig on his head and well, what can be said short
of...wig-out!!!! Local saloon singers and classic performers (do I need
to mention the DeCastro sisters?) usually pop up from the audience, and
on this night Mrs. Hunt serenaded the ziti out of us before pulling the
Guv up on stage. Sadly, no crooning from the silver-haired fox, but, oh
vey, the shiny shirt and Elvis glasses! After a lot of verbal stroking,
the Guv took a seat where else but our table! Handshakes around and then
frank talk about Yucca Mountain (too bad he said "off the record" or one
former governor/nuke lackey might get skewered). The Guv seemed more loose
than usual and I did notice he had a beverage in hand (but no, I did not
check to see if it was "leaded" or "unleaded").
After the Guv moved on to press more flesh, Mr. Johnny
Pizza approached. "Rebeeeeccca," Mr. Johnny Pizza said with a smile and
open arms. Unfortunately Johnny was looking at K., but hey, mistakes happen.
Mr. Johnny Pizza was a true gentleman. He graciously invited the actual
Rebecca and Monty to the stage where they, if you'll pardon the hyperbole,
focked the knockin' socks off the whole darn crowd. Even Mr. Sonny
King gave it up, "Deborah Zilch ladies and gentlemen...she's got
more moves than a chess player." Oh, that Sonny.
After the song stylings of Mr. D.B. (a very, very tan man) doing the apt "One for the Road," we concluded another perfect evening at the fabulous Bootlegger. And me? I couldn't wait to get home to write about it. As we were leaving, who else but the governor peered back into our booth. "Hey, great time," the distinguished statesmen effused, "but you better not tell anyone about this or you'll get it." No problem, Guv. Done. In the spirit of the night, I think, nay, hope he was kidding.
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